I was reading the New Testament Stories with D2 and I asked him if he knew how to get to heaven. This was my 3 year old's reply: "We can drive there". I then asked him which way to go. Gesturing with his hands he said, "You turn here, then turn there, then go here. And when we get there, we take off our seat belts."
So there you have it people, a simple way to get to heaven. Anybody up for a trip? Make sure you wear your seat belts.