My son just had his bath but still had mosquitoes biting him. This is his logic:
DS: Mommy, you know why the mosquitoes are biting me?
Mommy: Why?
DS: Because they THINK I am dirty but I am clean.
Mommy: Yeah, dumb mosquitoes. Don't know how to tell the difference between clean and dirty.
DS: Yes, I must give them work to do. (Meaning they have to study). They have to circle which one is dirty and which one is clean. When they get it right, I will give them a sticker. (The work my son does usually involves circling the correct answer. He gets stickers when the work is completed).
Mommy: So you are going to be their teacher.
DS: Yes, they musn't play.
:)
I love your blog! Your stories about the kids are so sweet!
ReplyDeleteHaha! So cute! But don't they bite becoz of sweat? That means, your boy's sweat is very tasty! ;-)
ReplyDeleteI like this explanation better than any other I've ever heard!
ReplyDeleteThanks Angel.
ReplyDeleteHi Mott,
That's just it. He just took a bath so no sweat and yet they still bite.
Hi Anna,
Glad you like it. I thought it was very original. But that's how kids think. So innocent and so entertaining at times.
That is pretty adorable. I so enjoy our Okapis' (3.5 yr old twins) logic as well. What a cute story. Uneducated mosquitos {shaking head}
ReplyDeleteI Think that's so cute!kids come up with the cutest things to say when they're little.But when they get older.....
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Hi jgs,
ReplyDeleteTwins! So you get twice the fun huh?
Hi jen,
Yeah, so better enjoy them when they are still saying cute things right? Hahahah.